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:s What was Oz thinking when he wrote that 'how to be perfect' post! All Done!!! And we're back online following a brief spell of virtual grumpiness! Bla Bla Bla Yada, yada, yada, bla, bla, bla! Yada, bla, bla, yada; yada, yada, bla. Smells Like Osmanthus's'ss... Osmantusai... Osmanthus takes number 1 slot on Oz's 'brothas from other mothas' recommendation list! Email me if you want the second slot!!! Hugo Deletes Blog! We've received reports stating Hugo has deleted his blog, which opens the number one spot on Oz's 'brothas from other mothas' recommendation list. All Done!!! And we're back online following a brief spell of virtual grumpiness! Bang, Bang Oz has been shot up in COD MW2 online. How good are these people? Up, Not Down Despite losing a third of his bankroll, Oz is still comfortably up. Cards and Screenplays. Another night of poker is nigh. Yada, yada, yada! Oz got sacked, lost some money playing poker, hurt his wrist playing squash, won some money plying poker and got wet in Windsor while eating a pasty! Update Blog, Photos and Poker pages have been updated. Bullets Break Record! Ozymandias wins his biggest, single pot to date, capped at £344.00, with AA. No Working Class In the final month of his probation period, Oz loses two deals and faces being fired unless he brings in £5K. He may now have to focus more on his poker career and recruit a PA on a £20K salary having negotiated a 25% fee through himself, which is going to be tough as he's a pretty good negotiator! Scarbulous! Stories reporting the breaking news that Ozymandias kicks Scrabble arse, have now been conirmed! Curious Who are all these people visiting this site? 11 hits yesterday? That's whack! Texas, Japan, Adelaide (seriously who visited this site from Adelaide?)! Dreams A scoop from an inside source informs us that Oaymandias dreamt he folded 9hTh at a cash game, which accidentally got included in a pre-flop shuffle and which he subsequently hit on the flop and turn. Reports say he didn't know how to feel. Pokerisingrstar! Ozymandias wins his biggest, single pot to date, capped at around £135.00, with KK. Live! As Ozyandian sucks out at Poker again, he begins to wonder if he is the live one. He then realised that any tired poker player is a live one. Croydon Having retuned from meeting Peter and Janet in Croydon and almost talking to ~O several times, Ozymandias reviews (spoils) Rambo 4. See his blog. Accidental Intentional Ozymandias falls victim to eBay Syndrome: Bidding for something you'd like in the hope you are outbid, thus not feeling so guilty when you win it, and preserving moral equity. Too Hot to Melt As Britain faces one of it's hottest summers in three years, Ozymandias recovers from Viral Gastroenteritis. Too British or Not British Enough As reports emerge that every Brit pays 69p per year to the Queen, 3p more than last year, and that there are 85 Sharia Law courts throughout the UK, Ozymandias allegedly looks into acquiring Portuguese nationality. Putting the 'Lazy' back in 'Can't be Bothered' An idle Sunday leads Ozymandias to going out without showering or brushing his hair. Speculation grows around whether or not he even brushed his teeth. He has been spotted in Starbucks by tourists in unironed clothes, wearing the same shirt he wore to work on Friday. First Semi-Corporae Poker Game Oz thrashes two colleagues twice playing three-handed Texas Hold'em! Next American Top Model Oz has been accused of pulling a 'pose a-la-america's-next-supermodel'. He didn't mind this, and stubbornly points out that that is his natural look. However the Ozymandian consensus questions this, though since the consensus is headed by Ozymandias himself, all questioning has been revoked! Texas Fold'em Ozymandias busts out of a £38.00 tournament at The International after being caught stealing with K8 offsuit. P.A.ce of Cake! Ozymandias is in negotiations with a certain 'O' to employ her as his PA. She wants a lot of money to merely stand around and look pretty, he wants her to do his job for him on a commission basis and insist he retires to Portugal. Ozymandias Pisses Off Qasim Today, in a moment of mischief, Ozymandias claimed to be the next prophet in front of Qasim, who rather amusingly took offense! Jabs Goes Straight In As Jodie makes the PIGTF List, no questions asked, suspicions arise as to whether or not Ozymandias is biased in his selection process. More People Considered for the PIGTF List Two more names have made the shortlist to the PIGTF List, these are my neighbour and Amanda, a chick in my offiice. TUBEular As London's underground comes to a standstill, Ozymandias is in promising talks with the VP of an international company! Porridge Makes People Say Weird Things: Guess what Ihad for breakfast today?! It was oatmeal, but it wasn't any ordinary oatmeal! it was the MOST amazing oatmeal in the world! Write About Now... Ozymandias is in the process of finalising the second draft of his fabulous new screenplay: By The Book! He wishes to thank his Mum and Olivia for their help and support. That Time of Week Again! 06/06/09 As Labour suffers one of it's worse weeks in politics in decades, Ozymandias works really hard and is looking forward to a good old snooze! Not Even Strip Poker Apparently I'm playin poker with semi-naked blondes! Running on a Promise 30/05/09 Ozymandias has committed in his blog to get fit and healthy by waking up at 6:00 in the morning and running 1.8 miles! Will he do it? Stay tuned to find out! Never Leave a Man Behind... 30/05/09 Qasim's Mum didn't give offer me a lift back today, I think she might be a racist! Song Rocks! I really, really like this song and recommend it for all (both) my readers! New Sexion... 'New, Exciting Stuff' area launched on homepage, very exciting indeed! Testin' Scrollbar I like to test da scrollbars, and I need to test the scrollbars, they're not like bars, because they're scrollbars! And I like the scrollbars... Ohhhh yeeeeeesssss, I like them! |
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